Wednesday, January 7, 2009

Porn Industry Wants in on Bush's Corporafornication


It was a matter of time before the porn boys went after the big skins being tossed around in Washington, D.C.'s air chamber. With $8.5 trillion swirling around in the federal tube, Larry Flynt and company made a case for inclusion. Apparently, one needs to remove their clothing to fit into the chamber.

They face an uphill battle for their requested $5 billion. Bush didn't want airlines to go bare and ordered Mary Peter's Transportation Department to provide insurance. One must corporafornicate with protection. Good luck, porn boys. It might help to hire Trent Lott. He finished his year sabbatical and can now legally lobby. My guess is Lott is enough of a whore to take Flynt's money.