Conflicted Trump Wants Crypto in Your 401(k)

"Conflicted" is the Trump brand, so it's understandable Trump II, the digital Caligula, is staunchly defending it.  

How dare a thoroughly vetted Intel CEO horn in Trump's "conflicted" territory?  CNBC was kind enough to show the juxtaposition on their website (top image).  

I took the liberty of adding a few other stories about the Trump crypto conflagration, a proverbial den of thieves.

Private equity underwriters (PEU) also win under Trump's executive order. At least one financial advisor warned about adding PEU holdings to 401(k)s.

Trump's other key big tech strategy is AI.  That is a Pandora's box full of trouble.

Fortunately other Americans have insight into our bizarre government, operating in its very own fantasy world. 

 I am grateful to South Park for cutting straight to the nuts.  Vice President JD Vance, former PEU and TechGod, worked for Peter Theil, another PEU/TechGod with his own fantasy island.

Hey big guy, relax....The little people need a laugh, otherwise they might cry over:

Politicians Red & Blue love PEU, and their new TechGod/CryptoBro brethren.  Increasingly, more are one.

Update 8-8-25:   Trump tossed a tariff on gold bars of specific sizes.  Think of it like golf.  Trump kicked gold's ball into the woods while his caddy dropped his crypto (digital gold) ball one foot from the hole.