Blackstone founder Stephen Schwarzman "enjoyed" a microdose of a Jersey Mike's sub in a company video.
It's hard to see the man took any of the sandwich. Was that because:
1. The company dining room had steak and lobster and he did not want to ruin his real meal.
2. His GLP-1 took away his desire for a Jersey Mike's sub.
3. He likes his sandwich bites to be the same proportion as his tax bites (miniscule)
4. Schwarzman is modeling how to get through the government shutdown for SNAP recipients. "Look, one teeny bite and I am full!"
5. He's headed over to the White House for McDonald's with Donald and needs to show eating gusto
The irony is four out of five could be true as only two are mutually exclusive.
When the PEU boys and their TechGod/CryptoBro peers get hungry enough, then maybe the furloughed and fired get to go back to work. Until then, prepare for lean days.