Crypto whales bid up Trump II's flagging memecoin ($TRUMP), rescuing it from a new low around $2.75. TechGods, CryptoBros and Sovereign Wealth Fund (SWF) Chiefs continue to throw good money after bad just to butter up our Global Tamperer in Chief.
Catch the hype!
It was nice of Trump II to make it look like these people actually have the option of saying no. Pick your poison, Florsheim shoes, WLFI token, USD1, a giant Ballroom donation? Whatever you choose, it's Trump II's will that gets done. Not yours.
The last "dinner competition" pumped $TRUMP to the $16-17 range. It's been in a marked decline since, recently breaking $3.
Access....insiders....welcome to Trumplandia where everything is denominated and all proceeds go to Trump II and his conflicted family. This too shall pass.
Update: The SWF ask is actually far higher as Jared Kushner is seeking $5 billion in new investments from Saudi Arabia, Qatar and the UAE for his Affinity Partners PEU. Nothing like a protection racket to motivate funders....
Trump comes out with another creepy, conflicted billionaire crypto-bribing opportunity and immediately attacks the media. LOOK AWAY!!!!
Trump II is the troll that lives under the bridge and all who cross must pay a massive toll, otherwise known as a tariff. No toll and the troll dines on your flesh and bones. Later, it steals your house.
Finally, a crypto website called it like it is:
$TRUMP, a meme-coin with no utility, dependent on Trump II's political relevance. which is waning rapidly after his terrible call to wage his War of Choice on Iran. The coin has been in the crapper for quite some time.
Trump II does not know it but he is done. Donald is no Tricky Dick. He will fight dirty ever step of the way and take down as many around him as possible.