Wednesday, July 2, 2025

Insufferable TechGods Go Banking


Billionaire TechGods hope to open a digital only bank in Columbus, Ohio.  The group includes TechGod of War Palmer Luckey, TechGod of Spying Joe Lonsdale and Superior TechGod Peter Thiel.  

Erebor, the people-less digital bank, will fill the void left by the collapse of Silicon Valley Bank.  Really, regulators are going to approve a new bank for the person who took down the old?


If it had been Apple Valley bank with regular folk the normal FDIC max of $250,000 would have held.

Erebor will be a crypto focused bank and hold stablecoins, also known as "the pretty."  Thiel already has a Bitcoin Treasury gig with Anthony Pompliano's ProCap Financial.  

Erebor's name has interesting roots.


Straight from the Underworld of Dark TechGods, the live forever, tax hating variety.  These are the people benefiting from Trump II's Big Beautiful Shirk & Jerk.  They freely take from the Treasury, but hate to give.

Erebor is a churn play by Palmer Luckey who plans to employ 4,000 workers by 2035.  Those people need a bank.  Why not a captive one?