Wednesday, July 2, 2025

Trump's Big Beautiful Shirk & Jerk


To celebrate the passage of Trump's big beautiful shirk and jerk benefiting the billionaire class, the Trump Organization is releasing a truly one of a kind music masterpiece.  "There really has never been anything like this.  Not in the history of the world."

Donald Trump sings the Hits of the 80's New Wave era.  


Trump noted making the record brought back memories of the 80's palling around with Jeffery Epstein and his cadre of child sex victims.  

In his sales pitch Donald noted people can download the album on their new Trump Mobile T1 phone, possibly made in America or a country that rhymes with it, or a country that does not rhyme, in which case it would be Bust dat Rhyme.  The T1 comes with a White House number pre-loaded.  It's listed under "Daddy."


Trump expects big sales of both the phone and album on Amazon.  Please buy both items ASAP as Jeff Bezos has a big wedding bill to pay.  

Trump noted that he did not touch Medicaid, Congress did with a little help from the special executive department DOUGEBAG (Department of Ungodly Greedy Executives Biased Against Government). 

Just like he did with government operations, Trump is turning over Medicaid to the TechGods.  Good luck navigating the proof of work portal, guaranteed to give one cardiac arrest or, if kicked off enough times, a major stroke.  

Which leads us back to the Big Beautiful Shirk & Jerk, benefitting billionaire private equity underwriters (PEU) and their new TechGod brethren.


TechGods are coming after your language and cognitive skills.  Just in case they are already having an impact, the Trump sings the 80's is a joke, DOUGEBAG is a takeoff on DOGE, but pretty much the rest is accurate.