Parasites Unite Pre-Election

Kalshi's political Red Team connections are crème de la crème with Donald Trump Jr. as their strategic advisor.  At times it makes sense to shift a bet.  Thus, Kalshi has gone Blue recently.  

Kalshi has proven its predatory nature with nearly 3 users losing money on the platform for every long term money winner.  

"You're not just up against ordinary people on Kalshi, you're up against Wall Street."

Former Biden advisor John Bivona said this upon joining Kalshi in January 2026.

"...At a time when people feel like our financial system is rigged against the everyday person, Kalshi levels the playing field and brings more public participation to the issues that people care about most.”

Joining a wagering site populated by Wall Street does not sound like Mr. Bivona's promised de-rigging.  

Politicians Red & Blue love private equity underwriters (PEU) and their new TechGod brethren (Kalshi fits here).  Increasingly, more are one.

Kalshi knows where to place, or at least hedge, its political bets.

The Richest Bastards

The Super Wealthy can come together for a cause, albeit one very self-serving.  Asset accumulators, otherwise known as TechGods and private equity underwriters (PEU), quiver at the thought of paying their fair share in taxes to support governments that send them so much business.

PEUnity, it's an inglorious thing to watch.  Politicians Red & Blue love PEU and their new TechGod brethren.  Increasingly, more are one.