PEUs Love 'em Some Middle East Monarchy

Private equity underwriters (PEUs) are excited about investing in the Middle East.  Fresh off consuming U.S politics and destroying America's middle class, it makes sense for PEUs to target Middle East monarchies, where neither a middle class nor democracy exists.  

WaPo quoted one billionaire in the story imaged above.  That person said:

"I worry about America and the way of life we have."

The Carlyle Group's David Rubenstein, the visionary who subsumed Washington politicians with "patriotic philanthropy" and Congressional "lectures", was in the United Arab Emirates, which he knows very well.  Carlyle was part owned by a UAE sovereign wealth fund (Mubadala) beginning in 2007.  

As Carlyle Group co-founder (and Semafor investor) David Rubenstein put it: “I’ve seen the future of capitalism, and its name is Abu Dhabi.”

Rubenstein has seen the future of capitalism and it has nothing to do with freedom.  He has been going there for decades.

Capitalism requires a strong and clear rule of law.  Abu Dhabi justice may be questionable for those used to Western justice.

In the United Arab Emirates: 

•  Depositions are taken without a lawyer present. 
• There is no bond system. 
• There is no trial by jury.

Punishments are divided into two categories, Sharia-based and Chastisement. 

Doctrinal punishments are based on Islamic jurisprudence (Sharia). For example, qisas is equal punishment (an eye for an eye, for example) and diyya is compensatory payment for the death of a victim (known as “blood money”). Diyya is not exclusively used for punishment (or victim’s relief) in a criminal setting. Diyya is often applied in motor vehicle accident and other cases where death has resulted from the actions of another person found negligent. Diyya is federally limited at AED200,000.

Chastisement penalties include:

• death (capital punishment) 
• life imprisonment (15 years +) 
• temporary imprisonment (3 to 15 years)
• confinement (1 to 3 years) 
• detention (1 month to 1 year) flagellation (up to 200 lashes) fines

This sounds very Trumpian, with its "an eye for an eye" and significant "compensatory payments."  Trump II employs both strategies with disturbing frequency.  

As for PEU billionaires taking over politics, that is a familiar theme at PEUReport.  The addition of impatient imitators, TechGods and CryptoBros, has been a blessing given their "in your face" arrogance and poor interpersonal skills.  

It makes things easier to see, especially as the PEU boys work quietly behind the scenes and generally display more subtlety than their TechGod/CryptoBro counterparts.

Middle East monarchs love PEU, just like American politicians.