Tuesday, March 25, 2025

Grotesque Executives: Pablum & Doink


The Signal debacle is an exclamation point on the leadership deterioration brought on by greed, the ceaseless desire for more money, more power and more adulation at the expense of others. 

As I thought about the sheer arrogance and incompetence of top Cabinet members, two words entered my mind, pablum & doink.  One seemed right to describe Trump, especially as he once again avoided accountability.  Pablum often describes whatever comes out of his mouth or is typed into TruthSocial.  

The Mike Walz Signal crew could easily been a Three Stooges episode.  Larry, Moe & Shemp (later Curly) often smacked one another with various body parts/tools.  The two fingered eye stab often had a "doink" sound.

The Signal "own goal" has been a regular thing with Elon Musk's DOUGEBAG, (Department of Ungodly Greedy Executives Biased Against Government).  Firing nuclear stockpile workers (DOINK),  Canning bird flu investigators (DOINK).  Disappearing savings claims (DOINK).  

Trump is Pablum.

Elon is Doink

It helps the nonsensical make sense. 

Remember, Doink is running the private equity underwriter (PEU) playbook on the federal government.  That is the playbook that sent jobs by the junkload to China and southeast Asia, so corporate chiefs and their PEU sponsors could upgrade their private planes and personal yachts. And Pablum thinks Doink is doing great.  Folks, it's more than a signal.... 

Update:  Pablum declared there is widespread election fraud and decreed the federal government usurp states, which set election laws.  

Pablum declares fraud where there is "little to none" while legitimizing areas beset by fraudulent activity.  Doink joined the widespread election fraud camp back in January and was front row when Pablum signed the strategic bitcoin reserve decree.  Pablum and Doink are contra-fraud indicators. 

Pablum pardoned Hunter Biden business partner Devon Archer who'd been found guilty by a jury of "defrauding a Native American tribe by fraudulently issuing and selling more than $60 million of tribal bonds."

The Supreme Court let stand Archer’s criminal conviction last year

Pablum knows best, until he knows nothing.  

Update 3-26-25:  After claiming "no knowledge" Pablum blamed the error on a Mike Walz staffer (that Walz said does not exist).  

The erroneous staffer working outside the confines established by executives (who have no knowledge of the dastardly deed) is so Lord John Browne-ish.  But the man in charge will make sure things are "better going forward"...

Pablum taps Doink to investigate the Signal debacle in the most limited way possible.  


I'm pretty sure the answer is dick pics.  Lots of those in Washington. 

Update 3-27-25:  Doink went on Fox News to spin his DOUGEBAG efforts accompanied by seven C-Suiters.  

Sounds like a Disney movie, Doink & the Seven C-Suiters...

Update 3-28-25:  Pablum may need to explain why one government official got fired for accidently including a reporter in a sensitive communication and another got a free pass.  The problem is Pablum is a poor explainer and is consistently inconsistent.

Pablum continued his "reign of error" by going after the Smithsonian Institution and National Zoo for lack of conservative programming.  Can somebody stop the male chimps from fucking?  

This makes the third David Rubenstein supported institution usurped by Pablum.  The Kennedy Center was the first.  

Update 3-29-25:   Pablum pardoned a number of convicted fraudsters this past week in his "Just Us" Financial Criminals campaign.  The list includes Trevor Milton, Carlos Watson, Devon Archer and Brian Kelsey.

Pablum also pardoned four people convicted of effectively running a money laundering operation by ignoring federal requirements.  All four were with BitMEX Crypto Exchange.

Doink sold one of his companies (X) to another of his companies (xAI) in an "arm's length, conflict of interest free" deal.

Pablum stated he must have Miss Greenland and would "go as far as we have to go."  He really wants her and "no, not interested" is not acceptable to Pablum.

Update 4-2-25:  Politico reported that Doink will soon leave Pablum's inner sanctum.