Lonsdale's Intrusive Headlines

Clear the streets of homeless people.  Displace doctors with AI.  Turn everybody's private actions into data that can be mined, sold and run through some type of predictive model producing varying levels of nonsense.  

These are the gifts TechGod Joe Lonsdale is giving Americans and citizens in other countries that allow his infectious, addictive, intrusive corporate offerings.

Joe was on CNBC yesterday and his interview is so valuable it's under their Pro offering, which requires a subscription. 

I happened to be viewing that channel and was shocked by his creepy positioning in his private plane.  It gave off a Wizard of Oz meets Epstein's Lolita Express vibe.   Don't look behind the curtain, it might be the flying billionaire bonk palace.  

Joe was headed to or away from Dallas depending on what time he gave his headliner talk at Venture Dallas 2026.

“Texas is the greatest [state] in this country, and America is going to win because of people like you who are building,” said Joe Lonsdale, co-founder of Miami-based software company Palantir Technologies and founder and managing partner of Austin-based 8VC. 

Lonsdale’s VC firm was an early backer of Dallas-based life insurance startup Bestow.

Red Team reject Senator John Cornyn spoke at the event.

“Every day I wake up, it seems like some other sort of science fiction thing has happened.”

Yes, Senator.  The evil overlords who usurp God at every turn have arrived on a technological chariot.

Cornyn prognosticated:

“As long as we have people like those in this room who are willing to take a few well-calculated risks and create something new and something useful and important, I think the future is bright indeed.”

Bright for whom?  Lonsdale wants in on Iran, as does nearly every private equity underwriter (PEU) and TechGod.  

Bully for John Cornyn whose Congressional peers gave TechGods free range to harm children for decades, virtually unabated and untaxed.  

Politicians Red & Blue love PEU and their new TechGod brethren.  Increasingly, more are one and the whole lot is frankly insufferable.

Insufferable PEU/Pharmabro Goes Low

Vivek Ramaswamy decided to enter the world of underage girl child abuse by running a political ad against his opponent who was raped by her father from age 10 to 12.  The "father" was arrested for raping his daughter and fled accountability after being charged.  Yes, it has a Jeffrey Epstein defense ring as well as a Trump "nothing is too low" quality to it.  

Ramaswamy also called Medicare and Medicaid "a mistake."  He founded offshore pharmaceutical drug developer Roivant in 2014 and served as CEO or Board Chair until 2023.  

Roivant Sciences Ltd. (inclusive of its consolidated subsidiaries, the “Company” or “RSL”) aims to improve the lives of patients by accelerating the development and commercialization of medicines that matter. 

The Company does this by creating nimble subsidiaries or “Vants” to develop and commercialize its medicines and technologies. Beyond therapeutics, the Company also incubates discovery-stage companies and health technology startups complementary to its biopharmaceutical business. 

The Company was founded on April 7, 2014 as a Bermuda exempted limited company. The Company’s subsidiaries are wholly owned subsidiaries and majority-owned or controlled subsidiaries.

The public, having had several decades for their employer to be bought and sold by private equity underwriters (PEU) and venture capitals (TechGods), now hate the whole lot.

Creeps can't help but being creeps.  It's their nature.   

PEUs Often Have Missing Arms

Bloomberg highlighted a practice by private equity underwriters (PEU) that has been going on for years.  I wrote last year:

First, sell to self, i.e. move stale investments from one Carlyle fund to another. Charge fees. Repackage. Partner with financial advisors. Sell to retirees. More fees.

In 2017 I wrote about Carlyle monetizing to self regarding PPD.   The first round went at $3.6 billion while the second flipped at $9 billion.

Non-arm's length transactions going at a "mark to whatever" price are core PEU strategies.  My wise friend wrote two years ago:

All this cross ownership/ investment in each other also raises another interesting point about arms' length transactions. What happens when they are equity holders and debt holders of the same entity? Especially with private debt transactions where they get to restructure the terms privately. If they are on both sides couldn't there be a quid pro quo under the table type of acknowledgement where there is a give and take on different deals? 

No one will know because none of this will be out in the open but many of the investors that have funds with them on both sides will be in the dark as usual. I just remember CVNA defaulting and the next minute busy restructuring which was a little unclear to this date still and that was an Apollo deal. I still think they manage the default figures through PIKS's and other covenant violations that don't seem to make it to market. 

The whole space stinks and the Fed allows it because it helps narrate the environment for policy making decisions.

Politicians Red & Blue love PEU and their new TechGod brethren.  Increasingly, more are one.  The greed and leverage boys' lack of arms is more than made up by the ever present open palms of elected officials.

Legacy PEUs Lose Ability to Gather in Riyadh

FII10 attendees will have to wait until 2027 to hear the following private equity underwriters (PEU) and TechGods scheduled to speak at Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman's signature event.

The Power of Legacy is the theme for this year's/next year's event.

Politicians Red & Blue love PEU and their new TechGod brethren.  Increasingly, more are one and they have long gone global.

Smerconish Hosted Two PEUs

CNN's Michael Smerconish raised the specter of the unaccountable super rich "doing their own thing" in regard to Elon Musk's "mercurial" moves on Ukraine's access to Starlink/StarShield.  He did so on a program with two such persons, Walter Isaacson of Perella Weinberg Partners and Admiral James Stavridis of The Carlyle Group.  Smerconish failed to disclose either guest's private equity underwriter (PEU) positions.  

At least one of the two guests used the word "robber baron."  Those gentlemen were powerful enough to tell the government what to do during the Gilded Age.  

StarShield is the Pentagon version of secure satellite communications provided by SpaceX.  The Pentagon is run by a number of former private equity underwriters, many from Cerberus Capital Management.  Conflicts of interest have gone by the wayside.  My wise friend noted:

Stephen Feinberg has turned the Defense Department into a private equity shop with his cronies placed at the center.

Someone in the Pentagon contracted with StarShield.  Did they do so on behalf of the U.S. and Ukraine?  What performance guarantees did StarShield make?   If they failed to meet them, why did that happen?

Mercurial Founding CEOs and Savagely Whimsical Presidents could be the answer if we are back in Gilded Age 2.026.  

It was interesting to hear Stavridis talk about his good friend Walter as both advised Smerconish on the riches that await in Ukraine.

Politicians Red & Blue love PEU and their new TechGod brethren.  Increasingly, more are one. 

Scully's WCAS Finishes Riding Humana for Massive Profits

A WCAS press release stated:

BlackRock will acquire WCAS's current equity ownership, valued at approximately $2.8 billion, with modifications to terms reflecting the maturity of the business today compared to when the legacy joint ventures were formed.

WCAS website already shows it "realized" its former investment

Stage one of the joint venture started in 2020::

Stage two bloomed in 2022:

WCAS, with former Medicare/Medicaid Chief Tom Scully on board, did multiple deals with Humana over the years.  Humana CEO Bruce Broussard was once the CEO of U.S. Oncology, a WCAS affiliate.  

Broussard chose to involve WCAS and TPG in its buyout of Kindred Home Health, Hospice and Community Care giving the pair of private equity underwriters (PEU) a 60% majority stake.  Humana was the operator of these services, integrating Home Health into their clinical operations and rebranding hospice under its former Gentiva name.  

WCAS put up $2 billion and got $2.8 billion, an $800 million profit.  I'm sure they earned deal and management fees over the period.  None of this helped healthcare costs go down.

Semafor had a strange take on the deal, turning it into a BlackRock vs. Apollo cage match:

A little-noticed deal this week for senior-care clinics is the first shot fired in a Wall Street turf battle. BlackRock’s HPS credit arm is essentially lending $2.8 billion to Humana, marking Larry Fink’s entry into a space that Apollo has had to itself until now.

The deal is the purchase of equity.  Humana's press release notes "Humana expects a significant reduction in the liabilities on its balance sheet."  That doesn't happen with a $2.8 billion loan.

Humana chose to partner with a PEU for its senior focused primary care clinics.  That PEU has been replaced by BlackRock and its captive HPS.  It may be the usual complex LLC, holding company arrangement with layers of entities, but someone has the equity.   

My conclusion would be that BlackRock has officially joined the greed and leverage boys.  Larry Fink, now a PEU, has a unique stench to it.  Let's call it Fink Stink.

Politicians Red & Blue love PEU and their new TechGod brethren (who want AI to be your doctor).  Increasingly, more are one and for that many people suffer.  

Profiting from Trump II's Chaos

Trump II's new Press Secretary Katie Zacharia broke the news that the White House asked the U.S. Ambassador to Greece Kimberly Guilfoyle to resign.

Guilfoyle is the former fiancée of Don Jr., a strategic advisor to the betting site Kalshi.  Kalshi had Guilfoyle's exit odds at 77% before Zacharia broke the news.

Katie Zacharia came to the White House from Trump's media firm, which recently launched Truth API.  

This service focuses on licensed data delivery from Truth Social’s most influential users. Rather than a general firehose, the Truth API prioritizes accounts that drive public market sentiment and political discourse. This targeted approach ensures that financial services partners are not overwhelmed by noise, focusing instead on actionable intelligence metrics that impact asset prices and economic forecasts.

Also known as Trump II's savage whims.  

Zacharia's background means she understands that some White House news could be sent via Truth API for insider monetization.  

Take Trump II's posts on "our Greenland."

Greenland Energy is a year old Texas company chaired by Larry G. Swets, Jr.  Swets is a serial Cayman Islands based SPAC pusher.

Red Team super-donor billionaire Ken Griffin owns 9% of Greenland Energy.

So much information to move and so much to bet on... Trump II, the Wizard of Greenland, orchestrates it all.