"I pledge allegiance to the Donald...." freed one convicted criminal with a history of selling "digital assets" via Harbor City Capital.
Harbor City Capital marketed itself as "digital private equity" but in reality it was a Ponzi scheme whose founder faces an October 31st trial date.
FTX's Sam Bankman-Fried is capable of making the same allegiance pledge and could join Trump II's burgeoning fabulist dynasty with a prison release.
Trump II, the digital Caligula, needs help in order to grow his net worth to over $200 billion by January 2029. That means lots of deals and lots of deal fees. One man can only usurp so much.
Just as Moses needed the help of subordinate leaders as the Israelites crossed the desert, Trump needs lieutenants to sell and re-sell his endless stream of junk coins to your retirement plan, hawk Trump branded products made in China and ceaselessly compliment the Greatest Tooler that ever lived.
Only Trump II could take the political Red Team's apex embarrassment and prance it around as a testimony to his greatness. We'll see which TechGod accepts Santos as he moves through Trump's lower GI tract for golden toilet expulsion. Might George get a strategic advisor appointment, a board seat, maybe marry one of their offspring?
Politicians Red & Blue love PEU (private equity underwriters, including digital) and their new TechGod brethren. Increasingly, more are one (as was the case with George Santos).
My nickname for Trump is "Pablum" and I've christened Santos with "Yank." To close, Pablum tugged Yank out of jail. It's digital PEU party time!
Trump II's fabulist dynasty added another loon, buffoon and goon. They are Legion...
