Saturday, March 14, 2026

Trump II Pumps Memecoin: Dinner Redux


Crypto whales bid up Trump II's flagging memecoin ($TRUMP), rescuing it from a new low around $2.75.  TechGods, CryptoBros and Sovereign Wealth Fund (SWF) Chiefs continue to throw good money after bad just to butter up our Global Tamperer in Chief.  

Catch the hype!



It was nice of Trump II to make it look like these people actually have the option of saying no.  Pick your poison, Florsheim shoes, WLFI token, USD1, a giant Ballroom donation?  Whatever you choose, it's Trump II's will that gets done.  Not yours.


The last "dinner competition" pumped $TRUMP to the $16-17 range.  It's been in a marked decline since, recently breaking $3.

Access....insiders....welcome to Trumplandia where everything is denominated and all proceeds go to Trump II and his conflicted family.  This too shall pass.