Business Insider reported Carlyle Group co-founders David Rubenstein and Daniel D'Aniello rapped a holiday message for investors:
It takes a lot of brains to do what we do,
Looking for a way to make some dough for you.
Energy, commodity, we do it all,
So pick up the phone and give us a call.
Corporate mezzanine, private equity,
Carlyle Group is the place to be.
We’re global, we’re mobile, we’re aiming to please.
Only goal in mind: serve the LPs
Take dat unitholders...
