Saturday, December 6, 2025

Trump Accounts Have PEUs Cheering


Semafor reported how Trump baby accounts can morph into Social Security's replacement, a new public pension system:

The model, former SEC chairman and current SDNY Chief Jay Clayton suggested to me at our The Ledger live event this week, is “a well-run pension fund… invested across American industry as much as possible” — like, he said, Australia. There, a national system of mandatory wage-garnishment has created a $4.5 trillion complex of “superannuation” funds — an astounding $300,000 per worker — that’s invested mostly in Australian stocks and property, with enough left over for the country to punch well above its weight as an international investor. The US Social Security trust fund has about $15,000 per employed person today, and it’s clipping Treasury coupons.

For it to work here, there have to be wages. 


Many TechGods believe jobs are going away, thus wages will do likewise and disappear.

Michael and Susan Dell are kick starting Trump II's baby accounts with $6.25 billion, or $250 per 25 million children.  That is in addition to the government contributing $1,000 per child.  Michael Dell started MSD Capital, L.P. in 1998 and added MSD Partners, L.P. (for outside investors) in 2009.  MSD Capital rebranded as DFO Management LLC in 2022.  

MSD Partners was ranked #40 in size among global private equity underwrites (PEU) in 2025 by Private Equity International.  #1 for 2025 was KKR.  My wise friend reminded me of KKR's early success in the Pacific Northwest, the Blue states of Washington and Oregon.  

Here's a gem from Buyouts September 2000:
In raising capital for their New Millenium Fund, KKR revisited the deep green wells of well-heeled public pension funds such as the Oregon Public Employees Retirement System and the $60 billion Washington State Investment Board.
PEUs have long been the answer for public pensions to chase greater returns.  

Over the last twenty five years PEUs sent U.S. jobs by the yacht-load from the U.S. to India and Southeast Asia.  What PEUs started by exporting jobs and reducing domestic affiliate headcount, TechGods plan to finish with AI and robots of various sorts.

Given that Trump II's manufacturing renaissance  is based on automated factories, it remains to be seen how many human jobs are created once those factories are built.  

Politicians Red & Blue love PEU and their new TechGod/CryptoBro brethren.  Increasingly, more are one.  

I purposefully have no private equity, private credit or alternatives in my IRA and don't want Social Security or its evolutionary successor to hold that junk either.  I know who elected officials have listened to since before the New Millenium.  It's been the subject of PEUReport (started July 2007).  

Friday, December 5, 2025

Sons of Donarchy Ride Into Another SPAC

Don Jr. and Eric Trump landed another Advisory Board position with New America Acquisition I Corp. The company just completed a $300 million IPO for the SPAC. The filing is dated 12-3-25.

Donald J. Trump Jr. has received an indirect interest in 2,000,000 founder shares through membership interests in our sponsor (New America Sponsor I LLC), Eric Trump has received an indirect interest in 3,000,000 founder shares through membership interests in our sponsor. 
Dominari Securities served as a book running manager for the IPO and received 1,100,000 shares of Class A common stock as a result.  Once a target is found Dominari and the other underwriter have a bigger payday.
We will pay the representatives a cash fee for such services upon the consummation of our initial business combination in an amount of $15,000,000 or, if the underwriter’s over-allotment option is exercised in full, $17,250,000 
Don and Eric have a big equity stake in Dominari so they can profit in fractal fashion.

New America Acquisition I Corp is yet another Yorkville SPAC.  Yorkville has done a number of deals with Trump related organizations.

The sole member of New America Sponsor I LLC is Kevin McGurn, CEO.  McGurn is also CEO of Yorkville Acquisition Corp (another Trump related SPAC), Blue Water Acquisition Corp III (Yorkville) and Texas Ventures Acquisition III (Yorkville).  


Kevin McGurn is CEO of four SPACs and Sono Group.  Five full time jobs for someone politically connected?  That should sound familiar to those tracking insiders and the massive money that moves in their direction.  

The SEC lists McGurn's address as that of Yorkville Advisors in Mountainside, New Jersey.  A Sono Group filing shared this about McGurn:
Mr. McGurn, age 52, currently serves as the Chairman of the board of directors, Chief Executive Officer and Chief Financial Officer of New America Acquisition I Corp., a special purpose acquisition company, since July 2025. Mr. McGurn has also served as Chief Executive Officer of Yorkville Acquisition Corp., a special purpose acquisition company, since March 2025 and is a member of its board of directors. 
It only shared the most recent SPAC CEO slots.  Back to the filing:
Prior to then, Mr. McGurn most recently served as Vice President of Advertising Solutions at T-Mobile, where he led initiatives across digital and programmatic advertising platforms. Prior to that, from 2018 to 2023 he was President at Vevo LLC, a global music video platform jointly owned by Universal Music Group and Sony Music Entertainment, where he was responsible for monetization, sales strategy, and global partnerships. Earlier in his career, from 2007 to 2013, Mr. McGurn served as Senior Vice President of Advertising Sales at Hulu, where he helped to launch and scale the company’s ad-supported streaming business. He has also held an independent board role at Zype, Inc., a video infrastructure platform that was acquired by Backlight, a portfolio company of PSG Equity. 
One could consider McGurn a Junior TechGod.  Finishing the filing:
Mr. McGurn currently serves in an advisory capacity to Trump Media and Technology Group, supporting the company’s diligence and strategy around mergers and acquisitions, subscription video on demand (SVOD) and social networking platforms, including Truth+ and Truth Social. He is also a limited partner and strategic entrepreneurial advisor to Revel Partners, a venture capital firm focused on B2B SaaS and media innovation, and Alpine Meridian, a venture capital fund with investments across digital media and consumer technology. Mr. McGurn has cultivated extensive relationships across media, entertainment, technology, telecommunications, and music industries. 

McGurn sounds like a private equity underwriter (PEU).  His advisory work for Trump Media & Technology Group was announced in early August.  Five days ago he offered this via a press release

“CRO is a high-performance token, and Trump Media Group CRO Strategy, which will aggregate CRO, is poised to unlock significant value for shareholders,” said Kevin McGurn, CEO of Yorkville Acquisition Corp. “To capitalize on this opportunity, we need strong strategic partners in the industry and an experienced management team. We already had the partners; now we’ve added the team.”

McGrun is performing three major roles for New America Acquisition I, Chairman, Chief Executive Officer and Chief Financial Officer, according to their S-1.  At some point SEC filings will reveal McGurn's pay for his five CEO, one Chairman and one CFO slots.  

A sixth CEO role slipped out of his hands a year ago when his job at Triller was cancelled at the last minute.

The Trump boys are insiders cranking out deals faster than Hunter Biden can finish a painting.  Kevin McGurn is an insider with multiple full time jobs while many people struggle to find one stinking job that pays enough to live.  

Politicians Red & Blue love PEU and their new TechGod/CryptoBro brethren.  Increasingly, more are one and the sons shall be far richer than their fathers.  These things, they do not want you to know.

Don Jr. told FBI Director Kash Patel:

“I’m sort of a free speech absolutist on that and, frankly, I’ve been, you know, pretty conspiratorial over the last, lets call it decade, and rightfully so.”

They need you to look away, so you don't see what is before your very eyes.  Don't fall for it.  Stare directly into the son's...

Update 12-6-25:  Jesse wrote:

I just don't have the words to describe my disappointment with the anti-human actions of this government, and the Western elites in general. 

 And it seems as though the majority of the public now tends to agree. 

Change will come. The darkness ebbs and flows, but it will never finally prevail.

Thursday, December 4, 2025

Carlyle Files with SEC to Increase Co-Investment Internally


The Carlyle Group asked the Securities and Exchange Commission for relief to allow regulated funds and affiliated entities to engage in co-investment transactions.  It listed fifteen regulated funds seeking relief.  




They cover private equity, private credit and a mix of the two. as well as fixed income securities, senior debt tranches of CLOs, loan accumulation facilities (“LAFs”), securities issued by other securitization vehicles, such as collateralized bond obligations, or “CBOs and a smattering of other products offered by the 450 Carlyle funds listed under Schedule A of the filing.

Carlyle has existing advisors:


It also has TCG Capital Markets LLC, a broker dealer which "underwrites, syndicates, places and arranges securities of corporate issuers, among other related activities. TCG Capital Markets may participate in Co-Investment Transactions on a principal basis."

Carlyle also has TCG Senior Funding LLC which "was formed to originate, underwrite, structure and place loans. TCG Senior Funding is advised by CGCIM pursuant to an investment management agreement. TCG Senior Funding may participate in Co-Investment Transactions on a principal basis."

Private equity underwriters (PEU) charge deal fees in addition to annual management fees.  They can pull cash from affiliates via special dividends/distributions.  They've long been able to be on both sides of a deal.  

Trump II is knocking down SEC rules and pardoning convicted fraudsters, bribers and bribe recipients.  

The greed and leverage boys have targeted 401(k)'s in their sales plans, hoping to get retirement savers to put money into PEU funds of various sorts.  

I view Carlyle's SEC request as repackaging their inventory.  First, sell to self, i.e. move stale investments from one Carlyle fund to another.  Charge fees.  Repackage.  Partner with financial advisors.  Sell to retiree.  More fees.  

If anything goes bad, there won't be staff at the SEC to investigate.  Legal authorities have been dis-incentivized to charge people with fraud or bribery given Trump II hands out pardons like free raffle tickets at a State Fair.

It's clear skies ahead for the PEU boys, regulatory wise.  The trouble starts when the big money boys no longer trust each other to make good on their debts.  It's not clear when that might happen but when it does, watch out.  Nothing moves, no matter how pretty the packaging.

Feds to Send $670 Million to Don Jr.'s Vulcan Elements


The Pentagon Office of Strategic Capital will provide a $620 million loan to Vulcan Elements and the Commerce Department will add another $50 million for Vulcan via the CHIPS Act.

Don Jr. joined Omar Malik's 1789 Capital in late 2024.  1789 Capital invested in Vulcan in August.  


It's amazing how quickly a 1789 Capital investment turns into federal business.  Don Jr, told the world how that happens at the recent Saudi Investment Conference in Washington, D.C.


Don Jr.'s understanding is that private equity underwriters (PEU) run the world and he is one.  PEUs are also in Pentagon leadership and staff the War Department's Office of Strategic Capital (SC).


OSC Chief Investment Officer Ryan Lindner began his role in August as 1789 Capital was investing in Vulcan.  Lindner came from a Greenwich, Conn, PEU, Marblegate Asset Management.  Lindner thanked Under Secretary Emil Michael and Deputy Secretary of War Steve Feinberg in the November 21 press release.  
"These commitments demonstrate that OSC's federal financing tools can successfully scale private capital investment in sectors vital to our economic and national security," said Mr. Ryan Lindner, Chief Investment Officer, OSC. "I am immensely grateful to Under Secretary Michael (TechGod), Deputy Secretary Feinberg (PEU), and Secretary Hegseth for their support in executing these commitments, which are part of the Trump Administration's whole-of-government effort to secure domestic critical minerals production, revitalize the U.S. industrial base, and ultimately achieve peace through strength."
Feinberg is also a PEU and infamous for harming New England healthcare via Steward Health.


Undersecretary Emil Michael is a TechGod, having been an executive at Uber and an investor in many tech firms, including AI.  TechGods are most excited about the prospect of garnering huge chunks of the federal budget and it helps to have people on the inside.   

DOGE's original unmentioned mission was implanting TechGod products/services in the federal government.  That's why it saved no money.  DOGE ended and now the Genesis Mission (Uncle Sam AI) begins.

Trump II is using the federal budget to provide debt and equity to strategic industries.  The Pentagon is but one area.  A simple hint to family and friends that "now is a good time to invest in ____ " easily fits within Trump's pathological personality.  Don Jr. revealed the trick to the Saudis.

Did the Saudi Crown Prince get an invitation to visit Don Jr. and Omar Malik's private club in Georgetown called the "Executive Branch?"  It's frequented by Trump II's cabinet members.  


Politicians Red & Blue love PEU and their new TechGod/CryptoBro brethren.  Increasingly, more are one.  The Red Team is really out-PEUing itself with the amount of money it shamelessly steers to family and friends.

Trump II savages Biden and the CHIPS Act, so it's salt in the wound time with Don Jr.'s Vulcan Elements getting $50 million from that pot of money.  

Also, the Pentagon money is part of a $1.4B government partnership with ReElement Technologies, led by a shady self dealing group of executives, some former PEUs.  That's a perfect match for Trump II, the shadiest of self dealers.

Update:  The Trump boys understanding of Daddy's plans should help their latest venture, New America Acquisition I Corp.  The company just did a $300 million IPO for the SPAC.  The filing is dated 12-3-25.
Donald J. Trump Jr. has received an indirect interest in 2,000,000 founder shares through membership interests in our sponsor (New America Sponsor I LLC), Eric Trump has received an indirect interest in 3,000,000 founder shares through membership interests in our sponsor.

Dominari Securities served as a book running manager for the IPO and received 1,100,000 shares of Class A common stock as a result. Once a target is found Dominari and the other underwriter have a bigger payday.

We will pay the representatives a cash fee for such services upon the consummation of our initial business combination in an amount of $15,000,000 or, if the underwriter’s over-allotment option is exercised in full, $17,250,000

Don and Eric have a big equity stake in Dominari so they can profit in fractal fashion.   

Wednesday, December 3, 2025

Two Stories from Mis-Fortune


Corporate Chiefs scream regularly "we need predictability", "show us the rules" as they get giant tax breaks, direct government subsidies and loan guarantees.  That does not apply to everyday people.

Many TechGods have their roots in Ayn Rand and consider themselves libertarian, minimal government, maximum freedom.  Their companies do the very opposite, providing tech services to an intrusive federal government for significant revenues (dollar sums).
“Capitalism was the only system in history where wealth was not acquired by looting, but by production, not by force, but by trade, the only system that stood for man’s right to his own mind, to his work, to his life, to his happiness, to himself.” -Ayn Rand
Google's CEO wants everyday people to adapt to the rapidly changing world around them.  How?  Everyday people can't get laws to protect their kids from harmful social media or brain rotting AI.  Everyday people can't tell the difference between a person online and a bot, as those distinctions are not required.  

Google's founder Eric Schmidt coached Stanford MBA students to violate intellectual property law in creating their own AI company. 
 

Everyday people get to do disruption while billionaire cheats go the White House and get laws passed to their personal economic advantage. 

OpenAI's Sam Altman has a service that proves you are human.  He just needs your biometrics and permission.  World ID comes with its own currency (which applications use to pay for services).  
From an application’s perspective, there will only be one World ID fee – the sum of the credential fee and the protocol fee. The World ID fee will be charged when an application (identified via a unique app id) requests a World ID proof.
These pinheads need to remember one thing about everyday people.  We vote.


TechGods, CryptoBros, private equity underwriters (PEU), family offices, sovereign wealth funds and other corporates have had their way for decades.  They have taken and taken and taken.

When this cabal removes the game plan for surviving day to day, a decent paying job, they have gone too far.  

Trump II wants everything scorched for the sheer joy he gets in watching things burn and people harmed.  The Reds in Congress kow-tow to their Creep in the White House.  The Blues are beholden to the Corporate class (as are the Reds when Trump II is not twisting their nuts in a vise for his viewing pleasure).  

The people doing the harm (TechGods and PEUs) are facilitated by our political system and together they give not a sodden flip about everyday people.  Society knows as TechGods increasingly show up as villains in movies and television shows.

Independent voters have gotten the message.  The political Red team is as popular as smallpox, which could well make a comeback under Robert F. Kennedy, Jr. and Trump II.  

Here is my take as to what Sundar Pichai meant:
"We, as in us TechGods" will have to work through social disruption.  Those everyday people will have to un-employ their way through social disruption.  
Thanks, Google CEO.  Next time, stick a sock in it.  It likely tastes better than those "AI wipes."

Unwell Trump Sics Bessent on Fed Governors


When he's not napping Trump II can deliver blistering take downs of a seemingly endless scroll of people.  The Kranky Old Guy in the White House hates the Fed.  Trump II needs willing sycophants to carry out his savage whims.   

Every Goldfinger needs an Odd Job or Pussy Galore.  Trump has Stephen Cheung, who resembles Odd Job.  I wouldn't call Scott Bessent Pussy Galore but he willingly debases himself on a regular basis for Trump II.


Making up new rules for independent positions and applying them retroactively is bizarre.  A residency requirement?  Does it have to be a Red state within the district?  Might it need to be a certain sized home square foot wise?  How about solar panels?  Are those disqualifying?  

Kranky Trump and Skanky Bessent, that's a bad combination at least for an independent Fed.  Surely, Congress and Wall Street will push back on this nonsense.  Congress?  Congress...  CONGRESS!!!!

Tuesday, December 2, 2025

OpenAI Invests in Thrive Holdings a Year After Investing in Thrive AI Health


This story is about three Thrives, Thrive Capital, Thrive Holdings and Thrive Health AI.  

Years ago Thrive Capital invested in OpenAI.  Yesterday, OpenAI announced it invested in Thrive Holdings, a division of Thrive Capital that intends to leverage AI in two areas that employ many U.S. citizens, accounting and IT.


Joshua Kushner founded Thrive Capital, a private equity underwriter (PEU), over fifteen years ago.  His brother Jared Kushner of Affinity Partners reportedly invested in Thrive Capital.  Josh's PEU has been an early equity holder in many companies started by people recognized today as TechGods.  

OpenAI is Thrive Capital's top investment according to TRACXN.  And now OpenAI has an equity stake in Thrive Holdings.

Reuters reported:
Thrive Holdings is a vehicle created by Josh Kushner's Thrive Capital to focus on buying traditional businesses in an AI-roll up play. Founded this year, the firm has raised over $1 billion to acquire service providers across the country, such as accounting and IT firms, aiming to overhaul their operations using AI to boost efficiency. 
The collaboration will focus on AI application in professional services, particularly through reinforcement learning. This research technique uses feedback from domain experts to continuously train and improve the AI models for highly specialized functions. 
Thrive Holdings will own the intellectual property and products created through the joint effort. OpenAI, in addition to its equity, gains insights from seeing its models tested and refined in real-world enterprise environments
Most people do not have a personal accountant or their own IT department but citizens might recall damage done by PEU rollups in hospital emergency rooms, specialty medical practices, dental offices, HVAC service companies, veterinary offices, and hospices.  

Many are trying to use AI in their work and finding the output less than satisfactory as it (workslop) requires much rework.  85% accuracy is a poor standard, made worse by hallucination (something made up out of nowhere by AI).  
Anuj Mehndiratta, partner at Thrive Capital who oversees Thrive Holdings, said the deal was necessary after it ran into "research problems much sooner" while deploying AI models. The firm found that "off-the-shelf" solutions were insufficient for complex, domain-specific tasks in its portfolio companies.
AI was insufficient for performing quality accounting or IT work.  Once again, accountants and IT professionals have to train their replacement.  It's no longer the foreign H-1B worker that will do their job for much less.  It's Thrive Holdings-OpenAI collaboration, now asking professional staff in rollup companies to train their AI replacement.

OpenAI's Sam Altman might have just the tonic for stressed out accountants and IT professionals, Thrive AI Health.  


Thrive Holdings rollup workers can leave their stressful office and enjoy hyper-personalized AI health coaching, courtesy of Thrive AI Health, brought to you by OpenAI Startup Fund (sounds like a PEU) and Arianna Huffington.  

Your AI health coach (OpenAI) can help reduce the stress from having to train that problematic AI (also OpenAI) in accounting or computer coding.  Got it.  No real people involved, except those accepting the fees/profits.

Just what society needs more of from TechGod products.  We already have reduction of appropriate boundaries, addiction, erosion of interpersonal skills and self esteem, loneliness, decline in cognitive function, exposure to the worst of humanity manipulating tech for harmful and even criminal pursuits.

Accounting and IT are professions with knowledge bases that are broader than one company.  They require analytical skills and judgement.  Thrive Holdings and Open AI are coming for independent accounting and IT firms.  Are you ready to be rolled up and rolled out the door after training your replacement?  

That's what happens when PEUs and TechGods get together.  Your employer becomes their sandbox in which to play.  And you become the grain of sand.  

Update:  My wise friend sent me these quotes (from the Making Hay substack):
“Let us accept truth, even when it surprises us and alters our views.” -George Sand 
French romantic novelist (actual name Amantine Lucile Aurore Dupin de Francueil, but her pen name clearly ties in more closely with today’s topic)
“Capitalism was the only system in history where wealth was not acquired by looting, but by production, not by force, but by trade, the only system that stood for man’s right to his own mind, to his work, to his life, to his happiness, to himself.” -Ayn Rand
(birth name: Alisa Zinovyevna Rosenbaum; married name: Alice O’Connor; pen name rhymes with “Sand”)

The Substack article regarded an oilfield frac sand company, thus the references to Sand and Rand.   In the small world camp I recently did a piece on Carlyle's comparing AI to the shale boom.  In it I mentioned the risk to life driving in the direction of the oil field from 18 wheelers hauling frac sand and oilfield chemicals.  The weight tore up roads which then needed repairs.  Add young men texting while operating a super heavy big rig to the mix and things were dangerous.  On a regular basis people were killed in road accidents.  People said it smelled like money to them.

Update 12-3-25:  PEUs rolled up doctor practices in an area such that they could control clinical volumes through incentives and manipulate physician compensation in an area/region.  The bounty went to the PEU not the doctor or provider and patients suffered.  Elected officials did little to nothing.  

AI is worse in that it is an outright thief, appropriating individual knowledge as well as that of a whole profession, and giving no credit much less fair long term pay or equity for those making/creating the AI professional model.  The bounty will go to OpenAI and Thrive Holdings, TechGods & PEUs.

Politicians Red and Blue love PEU and their new TechGod/CryptoBro brethren.  Increasingly, more are one.

Monday, December 1, 2025

"All Pin-head" Godcast: White House TechGods' Budget Insertion


NYT reported on the many conflicts of interest White House Crypto/AI Czar David Sacks has in his current role.  They include:
1)  "offered astonishing White House access to his tech industry compatriots and pushed to eliminate government obstacles facing A.I. companies"

2)  "recommended A.I. policies that have sometimes run counter to national security recommendations"

3)  "positioned himself to personally benefit. He has 708 tech investments, including at least 449 stakes in companies with ties to artificial intelligence that could be aided directly or indirectly by his policies"

4)  "public filings designate 438 of his tech investments as software or hardware companies, even though the firms promote themselves as A.I. enterprises, offer A.I. services or have A.I. in their names"

5)  "raised the profile of his weekly podcast, “All-In,” through his government role, and expanded its business"
DOGE did not save money because it spent federal resources to insert AI into government operations.  

Genesis Mission is the next phase, where publicly funded research, knowledge and content will be scraped up by TechGods into their various AI systems/products.  

If they didn't want to pay intellectual property rights holders, TechGods surely won't pay Uncle Sam for sellable content.  


Trump II has found a true partner in David Sacks and his fellow TechGods.  


Like Trump, they will usurp anything and everything while destroying much in their path.

Fellow destroyer Steve Bannon even speaks out against the TechGods.  
"Mr. Sacks was a quintessential example of ethical conflicts in an administration where “the tech bros are out of control.”
Cut the money and these parasites will find another host.

Politicians Red & Blue love PEU and their new TechGod/CryptoBro brethren.  Increasingly, more are one.

Sunday, November 30, 2025

Trump Pardons Another PEU


Trump II's "Just Us" Department continues to release convicted fraudsters based on the instructions of their big boss.  In this case Trump pardoned at least one private equity underwriter (PEU) who'd defrauded more than 10,000 investors.
 

DOJ documents included:

For more than six years, more than 17,000 investors (collectively, the “Investors” or “Limited Partners”) in the managed private funds (or, as defined herein, the “Partnerships”) of GPB Capital Holdings, LLC (“GPB Capital”), have been waiting to receive returns of any kind on their investments. 

Distributions and returns of capital were abruptly halted in 2018 amidst numerous investigations of GPB Capital and its former Chief Executive Officer, David Gentile (“Gentile”), and several of his associates. 

The investigations led to criminal charges and convictions of Gentile, Jeffry Schneider (“Schneider”), and Jeffrey Lash (“Lash”), the commencement by the Securities and Exchange Commission (the “SEC”) of the instant enforcement action (the “Action”), and multiple other enforcement actions by state agencies.
The bad behavior occurred during Trump I.  It included:
Gentile and the other individual defendants diverted monies from Portfolio Companies to themselves through shell companies; Gentile collected millions of dollars in stipends and fees for work for which he was already otherwise being paid; Investors’ money was improperly used to enrich Gentile and his family; Gentile had a Portfolio Company purchase him a Ferrari for personal use; and Gentile received tens of millions of dollars in undisclosed acquisition fees.

David Gentile spent twelve days in prison for his crimes.

Trump II wants seniors to invest their 401(k) funds in private equity, private credit, crypto and alternatives.  Here's how GPB Capital Holdings marketed the firm:

Our company is a global asset management firm. We are a private equity firm specializing in acquisition of middle market companies. We are focused on developing institutional quality, income generating solutions for investors. 
Who wouldn't bite on that?  Even auditors got fooled and had to pay restitution.

Is Trump II making a target rich environment for his freshly pardoned friends?  One could deduce that very thing.  

Politicians Red & Blue love PEU and their new TechGod/CryptoBro brethren.  Increasingly, more are one.  

Update 12-1-25:  As for who Trump II serves, please consider the following:

More than 1,000 people submitted statements attesting to their losses, according to prosecutors, who characterized the victims as "hardworking, everyday people," including small business owners, farmers, veterans, teachers and nurses. 

"I lost my whole life savings," one wrote, adding, "I am living from check to check."

My wise friend wrote:

By pardoning Gentile, the Trump administration made it a moot point to go after people skimming off others assets for personal gain and enrichment. 

If you're a prosecutor even if you prove wrongdoing what's the point?  Instead of raising the bar on white collar crime we will remove the bar.

Therefore party on and no need to fear. Hopefully, lack of trust grinds the market to a halt.

Update 12-3-25:   Bloomberg reported on a prior Trump pardon of Eli Weinstein.  Weinstein went back to committing fraud while never attempting to make restitution to prior victims.

Trump pardoned Blue Rep. Henry Cuellar before his scheduled trial in April 2026.  That follows his pardoning of a Tennessee state legislator and his chief of staff for fraud.  

Saturday, November 29, 2025

Carlyle Compares AI Race to Shale Boom: Aaarrgghhh!


World Oil
reported:

The eye-popping amounts Big Tech is shelling out on artificial intelligence resembles shale’s golden age of spending before a price crash wiped out $2.6 trillion in equity, Carlyle Group Inc.’s Jeff Currie says.

Energy and technology are two of the most important pillars of the economy, leaving other key sectors including finance and health care “useless” without the other two, the veteran commodity market forecaster wrote in a research note Tuesday. 

“The shale boom was arguably the most notorious ‘growth at all costs’ capex cycle in the modern era, where energy industry-wide capex reached 110-120% of cash flow at its peak,” Currie said. “So for technology spending to reach energy industry levels should raise a lot of questions.” 

Much of the investment from tech companies is going toward chips and data centers to build up computing resources to support AI development. AI compute can be measured in dollars per hour, much like oil is traded in dollars per barrel, Currie wrote. 

Confidence in future AI computing prices stabilizing around the $1- to $2-per-hour range “echoes the same confidence that the US shale producers had in $100/bbl oil that drove their spending far above cash flow,” he wrote.

U.S. oil producers were able to only keep drilling debt on their balance sheets during the early days of the shale boom, while entering into long-term contracts with special-purpose vehicles that would take on the burden for additional capex to build pipelines. That finance structure is reminiscent of the AI boom today, he said.

“Big Tech AI appears to be using the exact same playbook that the energy industry used as these arrangements clearly rhyme with today’s AI datacenter SPV arrangements,” Currie said. “We cannot forget about the land grab, or the ‘race for positioning’ as the oil patch called it, which mirrors the AI ‘land rush.’”
Our part of West Texas lived through the shale boom and subsequent bust.  Current drilling is more reminiscent of the bust phase despite Trump II's call for "drill baby drill."  Lots of oilfield equipment sits parked and "man camps" are one third full.


We are in the AI subsidy phase as local governments plan to provide cheap electricity and water to already provided inexpensive land outside San Angelo city limits.  

City government and the Chamber of Commerce are facilitating "data center site development tied to renewable energy access."


Our Interim Economic Development Executive Director is also an Assistant City Manager and plans to retire soon.  It's not clear his future plans but Michael Dane is in a key position to monetize his public service experience in the private sector should he keep "facilitating."  

City Manger Daniel Valenzuela also plans to retire in October 2026.  That would mean the top two people who negotiated any AI data center deal will not be around to see how it worked out.  

We lived through the Shale Boom when local hotel rooms went for NYC rates, restaurants and roads were packed and driving in the direction of the oil field was a life threatening experience (as big truck drivers texted amid road work).  

Skybox Data Centers needs access to lots of water and electricity and so far the city has been mum on any economic development proposals, although they are surely underway.  The City sold Skybox the land which sits outside city limits.  There has been no talk of annexation to date.  

Citizens have funded water infrastructure via high water bills and special capital charges.  It would be tragic for Skybox or its future tenant/renter/user to pay only marginal water costs, even worse if heavily discounted.  
The Hickory Aquifer Project has the ability to pump 10.8 MGD to San Angelo and has the equipment in place to treat a total of 8 MGD.
Ricky Perry's Fermi Amarillo AI project, known as Project Matador, plans to use 2.5 million gallons a day but will expand to 10 MGD.  


Should Skybox's project have a similar arc, their data center would occupy nearly 100% of the Hickory Water production.  What percent of the costs, operating, capital and infrastructure, might they actually pay?  

The Carlyle Group kicked off PEUReport in 2007 with their ability to sell 50 airport operations to Dubai Aerospace just months after the Dubai Ports World uproar.  The politically connected private equity underwriter (PEU) located in Washington, D.C. to tap government wallets and directly influence laws and regulations.  Their founders became "policy making billionaires."

Carlyle's current political challenge is getting U.S. government approval to sell Crown Bioscience, a San Diego based clinical research organization (CRO) to affiliate Adiconn, a Chinese lab/CRO.  I believe they can thread that needle.

Texas Governor Rick Perry gave Carlyle $35 million to add 3,000 jobs at Vought Aircraft Industries in Dallas.  By the end of the incentive period Vought had cut 35, that was $1 million per job lost.  

Politicians Red & Blue love PEU and their new TechGod/CryptoBro brethren.  Increasingly, more are one.  

Note:  I have been amazed by the intersection of my three blogs, PEUReport - harms done by private equity, StateoftheDivision -local San Angelo issues and ArisFreedomSwitch - politics in general.  I could cross post most pieces on a daily basis.  That's how intertwined things have become.

Update 11-30-25:  One Virginia state legislator won his election because of his promise to fight datacenters.

Friday, November 28, 2025

SWFs & PEUs: Lots of News


Private Equity Insights
reported:

China Investment Corp. is close to completing the sale of about $1bn in US private equity stakes, marking one of the largest sovereign-wealth disposals in the secondary market this year, according to sources cited by Bloomberg. 

Paris-based Ardian is said to be among the final bidders for the portfolio, which includes positions in funds managed by Carlyle, Hellman & Friedman, and Welsh Carson Anderson & Stowe. 

CIC relaunched the process after pausing an earlier attempt to sell similar stakes in vehicles run by Carlyle, KKR, and TPG.

The sovereign fund’s sale comes amid a broader wave of secondary activity. Singapore’s GIC has been exploring a $1bn disposal of private equity fund stakes in Blackstone, Apollo, and TDR Capital.

Sovereign Wealth Funds (SWF) are essentially a government sponsored private equity underwriter (PEU). Both have been in the news lately.  The Ukraine-Russian peace plan arose from Russia's SWF according to Red Team Rep. Mike McCaul.  

Saudi SWFs were front and center during the Crown Prince's recent visit to the White House.  PEUs with Saudi money have a lead role in Middle East Peace (Jared Kushner of Affinity Partners)..

Apparently, there is nothing a greed and leverage boy cannot do.  Actually, there is.  They can't seem to return funds to investors such that they don't need to dump their stakes in the secondary market.  CIC committed $350 million to Carlyle funds in 2013.  CIC made additional Carlyle investments in 2016 & 2017.

If PEUs fail at the most basic part of their job (returning money to investors), why would we expect them to be good at diplomacy or youth sports team management, much less healthcare or the kajillion other things government leaders are charging them with?  

Riddle me that....

Politicians Red & Blue love PEU and their new TechGod/CryptoBro brethren.  Increasingly, more are one.

Tuesday, November 25, 2025

DOGE Has Been Integrated, Genesis Kicks Off


Former Andreessen Horowitz Managing Director Scott Kupor, now the head of the Office of Personnel Management indicated DOGE is no more.  Kupor said DOGE "doesn't exist" and is no longer a "centralized entity."  Translation: 
 DOGE succeeded in overseeing the secret infiltration of TechGod AI into and across government functions.  
DOGE was staffed by TechGods and private equity underwriters (PEU).  Many remain and they are scattered through various departments.  DOGE used the PEU playbook to establish an AI beachhead.  

Now it's time to mine and monetize, which brings us to Trump II's latest Techexecutive Order, the Genesis Mission.  


It is:
"a dedicated, coordinated national effort to unleash a new age of AI‑accelerated innovation and discovery that can solve the most challenging problems of this century. 
The Genesis Mission will build an integrated AI platform to harness Federal scientific datasets — the world’s largest collection of such datasets, developed over decades of Federal investments — to train scientific foundation models and create AI agents to test new hypotheses, automate research workflows, and accelerate scientific breakthroughs."
It's the federal dataset giveaway.  TechGods hate paying for intellectual property and to date they've mostly stolen it.  

Heading up the effort is Michael Kratsios, White House Chief Science & Technology Officer.  Kratsios is a protégé of live forever TechGod Peter Thiel.


AI pinheads want everything for free or at a steep discount.  So far it's power, water, land, intellectual property, federal loan backing, escape from state regulation, access to Uncle Sam's wallet, regulatory protections, tax avoidance...

Genesis will prioritize the following areas in their addressing the "challenging problems of our century":


It seems we can add government sponsored R&D to their list of free to low cost needs, a list that likely never ends.  Who pays while TechGods benefit?

Politicians Red & Blue love PEU and their new TechGod/Cryptobro brethren.  Increasingly, more are one.  

We have government of the PEU/TechGod/Crytobro, by the PEU/TechGod/Cryptobro and for the PEU/TechGod/Cryptobro.

Update 11-26-25:  Two recent stores on endangered species and air pollution show those areas not to be Trump II priorities.


Apparently Uncle Sam has not subsidized businesses enough for the likes of the PEU/TechGod class.

As for what TechGods plan to do with the AI they've already installed, Homeland Security will soon have access to Medicaid data:
The Centers for Medicare & Medicaid Services (CMS) published a Federal Register notice yesterday officially authorizing the sharing of Medicaid applicant data with the Department of Homeland Security beginning today. The notice rescinds previous “interagency integrity” firewalls.
Blasting away interagency firewalls is such a TechGod thing to do.  

Trump is also not interested in protecting your retirement account.  Bloomberg Law reported:
Labor Department to end defense of 401(k) investment-advice regulation. The Employee Benefits Security Administration no longer wants to defend the Biden administration’s fiduciary rule regarding one time rollover advice.

Insurance companies challenged the rule.  PEUs have made significant forays into insurance firms, such that they can steer those capital pools toward their private equity and private credit offerings.

Add another non-priority to the "won't make it" on the list of the "most challenging problems of this century."  It's not species loss, air pollution, maintaining firewalls between federal data sets or preventing retirement account abuse.    

Update 12-1-25:  Musk tried to explain why DOGE accomplished so little using baby pandas.  It was bizarre and nonsensical.

DOUGEBAG did insert AI deep inside federal databases at significant profit for Musk, David Sacks and his fellow "All Pinhead" podcast hosts, as well as other TechGods.

DOUGEBAG - Department of Ungodly Greedy Executives Biased Against Government

Ukraine Spoils Being Carved Up by Investors


Red Team Rep. Mike McCaul told This Week with George Stephanopolous yesterday on the topic of a Russia-Ukraine peace deal:
The inception of this agreement seems to have come from a Witkoff discussion with the Russian Dmitriev, who heads up the Russian Sovereign Wealth Fund.

Steve Witcoff is the investor playing dipolmat from the U.S. side.  He has The Witcoff Group and co-founded World Liberty Financial with Trump II.

The National Wealth Fund of Russia is essentially a state owned private equity underwriter (PEU).  

Ukraine is a take over target, people, land, resources, etc...

The people behind the peace deal are investors carving up Ukrainian prizes (the spoils of war).  

The American worker experienced this as private equity took over company after company, traumatized workers and customers, loaded firms down with debt, siphoned fees and special dividends and enjoyed tax advantages all along the way.  

It helps to have influential friend in high places.

That's how PEUs became "policy making billionaires," paving the way for the first TechGod trillionaire.

Trump II pushed the PEU playbook on federal workers via DOGE, which he just officially ended.  It's still there just buried within several different government departments.

Politicians Red & Blue love PEU and their new TechGod/Cryptobro brethren.  Increasingly, more are one.

Note:  This was published yesterday on Ari'sFreedomSwitch, my political blog.  Increasingly, any number of stories, local, national, international, sports, civil rights, business, political, etc. have a PEU odor.  It's off just below the surface if one scratches.  

Update 11-26-25:  General Kellogg told Fox News that Jared Kushner is involved in the Russia-Ukraine peace deal.  Jared's Affinity Partners is a PEU that invests Saudi SWF money, at least $2 billion of it.

Bloomberg reported that Steve Witcoff advised Russia on how to sell the peace deal to Trump II.

Russia's SWF Chief Dmitriev told Axios he spent three days in Miami from Oct. 24-27.

Russia's TASS reported on the meeting before it happened.

Update 11-28-25:  Another story on the Russian SWF germination of the current peace piece deal.

Sunday, November 23, 2025

Carlyle's Chinese Affiliate to Takeover Crown Bioscience


Reflective of the current economic boom cited by Trump II, JSR LifeSciences is taking a 50% haircut on a company it bought in 2017 for $400 million.  It will sell Crown Bioscience to a Chinese clinical research organization owned by The Carlyle Group, a politically connected private equity underwriter (PEU).   The total price is $204 million spread over a two year period.

JSR Life Sciences LLC ("JSR Life Sciences"), a global leader in life sciences materials and services, today announced it has entered into a definitive agreement to transfer Crown Bioscience Inc. ("Crown Bioscience") to Adicon Holdings Limited ("Adicon"), a premier independent clinical laboratory provider in China and a portfolio company of The Carlyle Group. The transaction, subject to customary closing conditions, is expected to close in 2026.

I think they call that an implosion which can also make a kaboom sound.  Crown Biosciences global headquarters is in San Diego, California.  

Acquirer Adicon's website says this about the company:

Adicon has three major service platforms: a research and development center, clinical drug testing, and testing services. The testing services platform includes clinical laboratories, pathology laboratories, reproductive genetics laboratories, gene laboratories, and mass spectrometry laboratories, holding over 200 patents and providing over 4,000 testing items.

Carlyle invested in Adicon in 2018,  Have they written down half the value of their clinical company like JSR did with Crown? 

The greater question is whether Trump II will allow a U.S. headquartered clinical research company to be taken over by a Chinese firm, even one owned by a D.C. based PEU.

Glenn Youngkin was co-CEO of Carlyle in 2018 when they invested in Adicon.  Carlyle's press release stated in October 2018:

As one of the first and most active international private equity investors in China, Carlyle has adopted a local approach towards investments in China for two decades. Carlyle has invested more than US$8 billion of equity in nearly 100 private equity transactions across China through its US dollar and RMB investment vehicles as of June 30, 2018.
Youngkin ran away from his record of exporting U.S. jobs to China as a candidate for Virginia Governor in 2021.  His general un-likability has not worsened from his China moves while a Carlyle top dog (they've remained hidden).

Carlyle had the magic touch in the past in regard to getting controversial deals approved.  Flashback to 2007 when the U.S. had an uproar over Dubai Ports World buying six port operations.  Months later Carlyle sold  Landmark Aviation and Standard Aero with fifty U.S. airport operations to Dubai Aerospace.  That's what happens when you are close with the President.


I'll wager they can do it again.  Remember politicians Red & Blue love PEU....