Would you buy crypto from this guy? Golf cheats tend to be tax cheats, business cheats, wife cheats and overall sleazy people.
Trump II (of the Jeffrey Epstein decades long friendship) wants to sell you his official $TRUMP memecoin, his wife's official memecoin, WLFI tokens, USD1 stablecoins and a bunch of foreign made MAGA merchandise (crap).
When the club championship is a joke and you happily excuse it, you are the punchline.
Now envision the caddy is an accountant and the player is a private equity underwriter (PEU). The ball drop is affiliate valuations. Set that thing a foot from the hole and the PEU wins. Pristine valuations enable better credit terms, support higher performance fees, higher bonuses and help sell new PEU offerings.
The Carlyle Group just sunk an eagle putt with their new $9 billion real estate fund and an earnings beat. It's not a Trump II club championship but it may be similar in principle.
My wise friend noted:
They should call him T Rumpelstiltskin. He spins**** and Pockets COIN.
A chunk of every Trump related coin sale lands in his pocket. Jingle, jangle...DaddyShack has yet another angle...
Update 8-8-25: And he's "LAUGHING ALL THE WAY".....Jingle balls of the savage whim. Ha, Ha, Ha....
Trump tossed a tariff on gold bars of specific sizes. Think of it like golf. Trump kicked gold's ball into the woods while his caddy dropped his crypto (digital gold) ball one foot from the hole.
