Friday, May 2, 2025

Zuck Buys in Washington, D.C.


The Carlyle Group, a politically connected private equity underwriter (PEU) located in Washington, D.C. in 1987 to lever elected officials for grand returns.  TechGods may be late to the strategy but they're doing a great job of imitation.  A Meta spokesman stated:

“I can confirm that Mark (Zuckerberg) and (wife) Priscilla have purchased a home in D.C., which will allow Mark to spend more time there as Meta continues the work on policy issues related to American technology leadership,”

The price?  $23 million.  Last summer, fellow TechGod Marc Andreessen did likewise, however he had an urgent need to control damage from the failure of Synapse, a fintech that left people with no access to their "bank money."

Zuckerberg follows Howard Lutnick and David Sacks as D.C. homebuyers in 2025.  Between the three homes new owners spent a total $59.3 million.

It's 38 years after Carlyle but has the same predatory roots.  Politicians Red and Blue love PEU and increasing, more are one.  TechGods recently enacted a strategy imitating PEU legends, just more publicly and savagely.