Bank of TechGods to Donate 2 Hours Community Service per Year

Erebor Bank, the bank of, by and for TechGods, has a distinctly unfriendly website as no information is provided about the bank's services or how to sign up.  However, it does have a "sign in" button for people who already have accounts with the bank.

I found Erebor's three year strategic plan relative to the Community Reinvestment Act.  It showed:

Erebor Bank, National Association (the “Bank”), is a de novo national bank chartered by the Office of the Comptroller of the Currency (“OCC”) and granted deposit insurance by the Federal Deposit Insurance Corporation on February 6, 2026. The Bank’s mission is to address gaps in the banking sector by developing banking products and services focused on serving the innovation economy on a national scale. The Bank is organized as a national banking association with its main office located in Columbus, Ohio and administrative offices in New York, New York and Newport Beach, California. The Bank will not operate any physical branches. 

As a federally insured depository institution, the Bank is subject to the Community Reinvestment Act (“CRA”). Enacted by Congress in 1977, the CRA requires regulated financial institutions to help meet the credit needs of the communities in which they operate, including low- and moderate-income (“LMI”) neighborhoods, consistent with safe and sound operations. The OCC, as the Bank’s primary federal regulator, is responsible for assessing the Bank’s record of meeting its obligations under the CRA.

1.2. Bank Profile 

The Bank’s products and services are focused on supporting the innovation economy including technology companies focused on virtual currencies, artificial intelligence, defense, and manufacturing as well as payment service providers, investment funds and trading firms (e.g., registered investment advisers, broker-dealers, proprietary trading firms, and futures commission merchants). The Bank also serves select individual consumers who work for, or invest, in such companies, and provide certain deposit and payment services to qualifying foreign banking organizations. The Bank offers credit products; deposit products; stablecoin-related services; and other services including data processing, treasury management, credit card issuance through bank-partnership arrangements, and payments services. The Bank does not provide any fiduciary custody activities. 

1.3. Commitment to CRA 

The Bank is committed to supporting the credit and community development needs of its Assessment Area through community development loans and qualified investments, community development grants and donations, and community development services. These commitments reflect the goals and performance standards established in this Plan and will be carried out in a manner consistent with safe and sound banking practices and the objectives of the CRA. 

Columbus residents in low to moderate income neighborhoods are shut out from using Erebor's services.  It serves TechGods, major and minor.

Erebor Bank is not a retail institution and does not seek to serve the general consumer market. Its services are strictly curated for high-net-worth individuals, venture-backed startups, and institutional investors within the innovation economy. The bank targets a small number of relationship-dense, high-balance clients rather than pursuing mass-market scale. This selectivity allows relationship managers to provide high-touch service and technical underwriting that broader commercial banks cannot replicate.

The primary sectors served by Erebor include defense technology, robotics, artificial intelligence, and advanced manufacturing. Potential clients often have complex operational needs, such as firms building AI-powered factories or aerospace companies conducting low-gravity pharmaceutical production. These firms frequently hold assets that traditional banks struggle to value, such as specialized machine tools for high-precision components or inventories of advanced AI chips. 

Additionally, the bank is a destination for virtual currency participants and crypto-native firms that require a regulated banking partner. Because the bank internalizes its blockchain capabilities, it can serve companies that need to settle payments on-chain or move treasury funds between fiat and digital asset rails without relying on third-party middleware. This makes it particularly relevant for founders and executives who are deeply integrated into the Web3 ecosystem but require the stability of an FDIC-insured national bank.

Erebor has offices in New York City and Newport Beach, California but those areas were left out of their community impact plans.  Goals #1 and #2 relate to community development loans and assets.

Goal #3 is dollars given via grants or donations on an annual basis, while Goal #4 is hours donated toward community service. also annually.

TechGod clients want an Uncle Sam backstop and will offer minimal community service commitments to obtain them.  This should not be a surprise to those who've watched the interplay between Silicon Valley and Washington, D.C.  

TechGod Peter Thiel threw gasoline on the fire that consumed Silicon Valley Bank (bank run), yet all TechGods were made whole as the FDIC waived the maximum insurance amount on accounts.

Thiel backed Erebor, which was founded by Palmer Luckey as Anduril needed banking services.

Lucky aims to become a major TechGod of War after creating winning virtual reality headsets.  It seems fitting that Palmer would bring virtual reality to banking, given how artificial nearly everything is nowadays, absurd equity valuations, hidden debt and circular financing via multiple LLCs.

Palmer even merged Atticus Digital into Erebor at its founding.  SACRA reported:

Erebor also has a wholly owned subsidiary, Atticus Digital, Inc., which was merged into the bank structure at opening

Many of  Erebor's investors backed Atticus, which facilitated the combination like Elon combines companies.  

TechGods are an incestuous, non-arm's length group who have found Uncle Sam's wallet and attached themselves firmly.  Most of their projects are highly subsidized by federal, state and local government incentives.  Insurance for risky banks accounts is but the latest example of their parasitic existence.  

Pestilence, the gift of our voracious TechGods.  And they will take all they can like a plague of locusts.  After they have eaten the U.S. economy they will move on.  Will it be Middle Earth, Mars or Beyond?