Friday, March 28, 2008

It's 3:00 pm on Friday & The Phone's Ringing


The phone in the Oval Office rings at 3:00 pm on a Friday afternoon. It's the media wanting to know why another Bush official mishandled government funds. But President George W. Bush is mountain biking at Camp David and not available. So the phone just rings while his underlings play rock, paper and scissors to see who has to answer. The reporter on the other end gives up. He's used to not getting his questions answered. The story should get buried over the weekend. Welcome to Bushworld.