Friday, February 6, 2026

The PEUnified Theory of Everything


The Epstein files release brought a banquet of consequences to Brad Karp of legal giant Paul Weiss.  The firm worked with Jeffrey Epstein in conjunction with Apollo Global's private equity business and Apollo co-founder Leon Black, a major funder of Epstein's serial child sex abuse operations.  

Semafor Business Editor Liz Hoffman used the Karp story as a cautionary tale given how private equity consumed the U.S. economy and navigated both political parties to PEs benefit.  She closed her piece with "Even our sexual predators work for private equity."  

PEUReport's mission has been to expose unseen connections and unprincipled business practices of private equity underwriters (PEU), their legendary founders and sponsored politicians of both political stripes.  


The Epstein files are an incredible window into this world, coming at a time when Epstein's longtime wingman is serving his second Presidential term and disintegrating before our very eyes.

Having more is it.  Be it money, power, sex, a higher spot on the billionaire list, the greed and leverage boys want it all and they've coopted government to their mendacious ends.

Politicians Red & Blue love PEU and their newer, brash TechGod brethren.  A shout out to the TechGods for their impatience, on top of Epstein revelations, help pull back the curtain for the public to see.  

Increasingly, more are one:  Politician-PEU-TechGod all rolled into one like JD Vance.