Friday, July 17, 2026

Fat Cat Seats for FIFA World Cup Final


White House Press Secretary Karoline Levitt said Trump II would attend the World Cup final on Sunday.  He has a suite of $TRUMP whales to visit.  They are the $TRUMP Champions of the $TRUMP Coin Club.

NYPO reported that FIFA has been sued for dangling seats that had already been earmarked for the wealthy and well connected.  


Nineteen of those will be hanging out in a suite on Level 3 with "some of the best views of the game."

One need only pay for access, be it the White House or FIFA.  Who will award the $TRUMP Champion Pieces of Eight Prize?