Tuesday, August 26, 2008

Blue Dogs Turn Into Azure Chupacabras

Moderate Blue Dog Democrats got a bit mangy after imbibing at the AT&T reception at the Democratic National Convention. The corporate giant wanted to say "gracias" for their recently passed telecom immunity. It turns out the Blue Dog's next event is an "Energy Mid-Day Reception for invited guests only. Location: Unannounced." Glenn Greenwald, not welcome.

After downing drinks and snacking on finger food with oil, gas and energy lobbyists, where will the CorporaCrats go next? Surely, the Goat lobby has some cabrito for the now hungry, blue hairless Chupacabras. Beware of the ravenous Azure Chupacabra Democrats! They sell fheir fur for blood money...