Friday, September 1, 2023

Dating "ROI" is Shocking


"Return on investment" has become so pervasive it's infecting the dating world:

A new dating trend has been popping up, where men send money requests to women after they decline a second date. Some even express they’d like their date’s share of the bill back since they didn’t get a return on their “investment.”

In its coverage, CNBC found relationship experts and women were equally outraged by this trend — with one dating coach going so far as to call it “pathetic and unethical.”  

Might these men be private equity underwriters (PEU)?  They pull in the big money and are used to getting their way.  Shocking, unethical and pathetic are terms I might use to describe the PEU boys.  

Alpha, ROI and ROE, there the PEU boys go.....