Monday, July 30, 2007

Bush Points Out Uninsured Children

President Bush gave new British Prime Minister Gordon Brown advice on making their health care system more efficient. "Did you see me wave at that homeless waif? She's one of over 8 million children without health insurance. Don't look so shocked! Y'all gave us the story of the Matchstick Girl. We've put that into play in the U.S., only our kids die of preventable infections more so than exposure to the cold. Now Brownie, after you drop the kids from the rolls be sure to increase subsidies for private health insurance companies. This works to everybodies advantage. This is for you Uncle Bucky! Wink, wink."