Tuesday, September 30, 2008

Not Bailout, but a Code Blue

The Bush CorporaWhorehouse asked the public to stop using the "bailout" term to describe the proposed economic intervention. They requested:

Please call the plan Code Blue. Emergency procedures are needed to open the clogged credit arteries of the American economy and intervention is required to return its health.

While not chosen, the alternative Dr. Strong code remains an important option. This code is called when unruly citizens don’t go along with stated plans. Yes, uninsured Americans are livid over cardiac analogies when they can’t get medical care. If enough of these angry citizens gather in one location, the community should call NorthCom and request Dr. Strong. They have a combat unit (fresh from the Iraqi battlefields) at the ready.