Wednesday, October 22, 2008

Dog Food Meet Dog Food #2: Karl Rove & Mortgage Bankers

Negative campaigner extraordinaire Karl Rove spoke at the Mortgage Bankers Association meeting in San Francisco. Mortgage bankers helped create the mortgage meltdown which led to the wider financial crisis.

Karl blamed all of America's ills on Democrats. Somehow, the party out of power incentivized CEO's to optimize their executive incentive compensation by swinging for the strategic fences. When enough struck out, Wall Street collapsed. The foundation turned out to be financial vaporware.

Where's a turd throwing monkey when you need him? He must be tossing feces at Jeb Bush during a Tenet Healthcare board meeting. Book him for San Fran, and STAT. Karl needs customer feedback.