Berlin's SuperReturn conference saw Carlyle Group co-founder David Rubenstein interview spanking new private equity underwriter (PEU) Kim Kardashian. Kardashian formed SKKY Partners with former Carlyle executive Jay Sammons.
Kim hopes to help SKKY's affiliates win. Kim K may be able to do what Sam Bankman-Fried could not, bringing greed and leverage to the masses. Rubenstein interviewed Bankman-Fried several months before FTX and Alameda imploded.
Who wants be an LP for SKKY Partners, a "next generation consumer and media PEU?" Jay will be happy to take your money.