Thursday, March 13, 2025

Chumchilla Sky


Here's the elevator pitch for the first act of the proposed movie Chumchilla Sky:
Donald Trump becomes President of the United States for the second time and being the brash, arrogant, bold, young man drives the economy too hard, swerving from one steep bank of tariffs to another, enriching friends and family by flinging out cash and stock at every turn.  The car's lug nuts begin to loosen under the strain.  His mechanics radio Donald that his raising tariffs even higher will flip the car.  Trump offers the finger and floors the gas.  His model shows the car and economy can take even more.  More he will give it.  

Trump's mechanics radio that his gas tank is nearly empty.  Trump expresses surprise as the tariff banks were supposed to increase gas efficiency, not cost it.  "Who lied to me?"  The mechanics suggested Donald was responsible for his own delusions.  Trump offered a double finger and shifted into the highest gear.  The sportscar (not a Tesla) went airborne eventually crashing abruptly into a bridge abutment.  Donald has severe injuries.  

Trump enters a dreamlike state and wakes to find a representative from Tech Support. 

Sir, there is a contract to sign, that is if you want your optimal image extended.  That really was a hard knock you took back there when the economy crashed.  

His fiction, many others' nightmare.