The last two decades in the U.S. have been secretly sponsored by the private equity underwriter (PEU). America's TechGods copied the PEU "new affiliate" playbook and Trump engaged them to unleash it on federal workers.
Elon Musk's Department of Ungodly Greedy Executives Biased Against Government (DOUGEBAG) continues loading its AI NVIDIA machine bank with the knowledge of federal workers. Musk, known for his innovations (intellectual theft), found a new way to mine federal worker brainpower.
FEST or "federal employee shock therapy" is the latest strategy for the DOUGEBAG Group. FEST is being used to input new $1 credit card limits in employees' brains, prompt fertile, attractive young women into thinking Elon is hot and inculcate the new culture of "thank you, sir. May I have another one?"
Little people have to pay for tax cuts for billionaire PEU legends and their new TechGod brethren. TechGods of varying order are embedded in DOUGEBAG, while the majors can't lick Trump's toes fast enough. It's all part of newest hottest thing, MuskFEST. Guaranteed to leave burn marks!
Confession: Any connection this post has to the current Trump/Musk reality is pure providence.
Update 3-7-25: The Trump II/Musk co-presidency informed Cabinet members yesterday that they are in charge of their department's staffing but that Musk and Trump are watching. Musk said "individual departments are ultimately responsible for their cuts." In PEU speak, DOGE creates the staffing model which departments have to comply with, or else.
A Musk loyalist riding the insider money train informed staff at the FAA that if they impeded his work they could and would be fired.
