Wednesday, March 5, 2025

"He's Baaacckkk: Cheffy Don!"


President Trump addressed both houses of Congress last night in his usual bombastic manner, unanchored from reality.  The Insane Red Team fawned over their titular chief while the Blue Team mostly melted before America's meanest bully.

Trump's style is to lie, cheat and purloin everything he touches with the clear intent to make everything yours, his, while demeaning you to the point of implosion.  

I offer the following analogy for Trump's modus of operation.  
"Chef Trump craps on your plate, gives it the finest presentation and tells you it's his best steak.  When you protest, Chef Shitter calls you a low class, stupid person who cannot recognize his culinary masterpiece.  This leaves you shell-shocked by the verbal assault, trying to find words to respond to the insane situation you find yourself in.  
Master Shitter ratchets up the assault by throwing you out of the restaurant.  His loyal wait staff chase you to your car, screaming obscenities and as you drive away fearing for your life, they throw your finest 'Trump steak' on to the windshield.  Your wiper fluid turns "the steak" into a 180 degree brown smear.  Yes, Trump's words and actions leave a stain for a very long time, one that obscures your vision."
Bloomberg TV just showed Carlyle co-founder David Rubenstein interviewing fellow private equity underwriter (PEU) Steven Mnuchin.  Rubenstein did his usual "highest calling of mankind is private equity" bit.  Mnuchin did not cite his robo-foreclosing California homeowners in the aftermath of the Fall 2008 financial crisis.  He said his public service under Trump was his highest calling and opined that Rubenstein might be advising Trump in his second term.  

Rubenstein replied something like "Not regarding the Kennedy Center," which got a chuckle from the crowd. 
   

The Kennedy Center, now serving Trump's finest intestinal output "steaks".....remember the chef does not want or appreciate feedback.  

Update 3-6-25:  My wise friend wrote:
Commerce Chief Howard Lutnick went on CNBC to tell the American worker you will be stronger with robotics in the future and Donald Trump's economy.  Do not be worried as Elon Musk so rapidly transfers government (for his own use/purposes).

Lutnick is one of Cheffy Don's best waiters and Elon, he's a supreme supplier.