Presidential hopeful Mitt Romney left his campaign tour bus to deal with a problematic situation. A staffer told him someone was on the picnic table licking their balls. Mitt exploded from the bus to see if it was his rear end exploding, Irish Setter Seamus or the Senator from Idaho, also known as "Shame Us". It is unclear if the Senator enjoys exploding in rear ends (especially given his arrest for soliciting gay sex, which contrasts with his emphatic statements that he's "not gay.") Either way, Mr. Romney stood ready to hose down the offending party. Stay tuned for more updates on the PEU sponsored Romney campaign, including his JumpCut video contest. (PEU stands for private equity underwriters)
